Dear Marketing Geniuses at Bath and Body Works:
What led you to name a fragrance "Black Amethyst"?
Because, seriously, amethyst is supposed to be purple.
Bring A. Torch
P.S. Some of us feel like crap at holiday time and simply cannot handle songs like "2,000 Miles" by The Pretenders. Please keep this in mind when programming your Muzak. Thank you!